Welcome to the Temple of the Internet God
This is the official GOD OF THE INTERNET. The Internet God is
wise and mighty. Click here for the Internet Ten Commandments and here to see the offerings of text people have left.
Otherwise, go to one of these three temples. The one in the center is the temple of
the Internet God, where you may worship or request something.
You may also go to the temple of the High Priest of
the Internet God, (right) who will give you random bits of wisdom (or garbage, if he's drunk). Or you may visit the Temple of Blog (left), otherwise known as the Internet God's Holy Bible, written by his devotees under divine inspiration.
Beware, for the mighty Internet
God is wrathful in the morning when
he hasn't had his coffee.
We are currently having a "Name The Internet God" contest. What is the Internet God's name? Be it Zeus, Mammon, or Bob? Go to the Temple and leave your name suggestion as a text offering. Be sure to include your name if you want credit.
Remember, there is only one Internet
God, and he resides in the temple on
this page. Any others are sub-gods, demigods, or phonies.
So far, this many people have found the Internet God.
(Does not include multiple hits from the same user.)