The Internet God

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.:THE INTERNET GOD:.

The Internet God resides on this page. At the current time, he is 27% sober. He seems to be resting on his cloud right now. You can pray to him or worship him with this form. WARNING: Your message is sent through email and may be posted on the site! (Your email address will NOT be saved or posted in any way but the name you submit might be.)

ALMIGHTY INTERNET GOD, I PRAY TO THEE:

You are:
A follower of the Internet God.
An infidel.
One of the teeming uneducated masses.
Pick a few things.
Munkus.
Typewriter.
Frogbert.
Double bass.
Prison.
42.
Underdrawers.
Antichrist.
Poo-poo.
George W. Bush

What do you want the Internet God to do for you?

What is your message for the Internet God? Enter your name:
Type your text offering here. It could be a message, a poem, or simply a requst to send the High Priest a lot of money. Whatever it is, the Internet God will hear.

DO NOT CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON MORE THAN ONCE!
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